A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Administrator::insert() should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: system/Administrator.php

Line Number: 259

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/BackPlatform.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Administrator::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: system/Administrator.php

Line Number: 281

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/BackPlatform.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Menu::insert() should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: system/Menu.php

Line Number: 82

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/BackPlatform.php
Line: 9
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Menu::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: system/Menu.php

Line Number: 95

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/BackPlatform.php
Line: 9
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of MenuCategory::insert() should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: system/MenuCategory.php

Line Number: 58

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/Menu.php
Line: 29
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/BackPlatform.php
Line: 9
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of MenuCategory::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: system/MenuCategory.php

Line Number: 68

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/Menu.php
Line: 29
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/BackPlatform.php
Line: 9
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Logo::upload_image($sub_idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::upload_image($idx, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: system/Logo.php

Line Number: 100

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/BackPlatform.php
Line: 12
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Logo::delete_image($sub_idx = NULL) should be compatible with MY_Model::delete_image($idx, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: system/Logo.php

Line Number: 119

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/BackPlatform.php
Line: 12
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of SEO::insert($property, $property_idx, $data) should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: system/SEO.php

Line Number: 129

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of SEO::update($property, $property_idx, $data) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: system/SEO.php

Line Number: 151

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of SiteInfo::get() should be compatible with MY_Model::get($idx)

Filename: system/SiteInfo.php

Line Number: 24

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of SiteInfo::update() should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: system/SiteInfo.php

Line Number: 37

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Google::update() should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: system/Google.php

Line Number: 34

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 7
Function: __construct

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Article::insert() should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/Article.php

Line Number: 257

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Article::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/Article.php

Line Number: 285

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Article::upload_image($idx, $sub_idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::upload_image($idx, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/Article.php

Line Number: 307

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Article_category::insert() should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/Article_category.php

Line Number: 49

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article.php
Line: 31
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Article_category::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/Article_category.php

Line Number: 61

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article.php
Line: 31
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Article_tag::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/Article_tag.php

Line Number: 71

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article.php
Line: 32
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of A2t::insert($article_idx, $tag_idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/A2t.php

Line Number: 134

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article_tag.php
Line: 20
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article.php
Line: 32
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of A2p::insert($article_idx, $product_idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/A2p.php

Line Number: 134

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article.php
Line: 33
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Product::insert($temp_key) should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/Product.php

Line Number: 288

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/A2p.php
Line: 19
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article.php
Line: 33
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Product::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/Product.php

Line Number: 305

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/A2p.php
Line: 19
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article.php
Line: 33
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Product_category::insert() should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/Product_category.php

Line Number: 189

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Product.php
Line: 39
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/A2p.php
Line: 19
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article.php
Line: 33
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Product_category::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/Product_category.php

Line Number: 202

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Product.php
Line: 39
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/A2p.php
Line: 19
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/customize/Article.php
Line: 33
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 8
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of A2c::insert($article_idx, $category_idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/A2c.php

Line Number: 132

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 14
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Tracking_code::insert($temp_key) should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/Tracking_code.php

Line Number: 35

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 9
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Tracking_code::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/Tracking_code.php

Line Number: 47

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 9
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of About::insert() should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/About.php

Line Number: 25

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 10
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of About::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/About.php

Line Number: 36

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 10
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Service::insert() should be compatible with MY_Model::insert($data, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/Service.php

Line Number: 25

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 11
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Service::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/Service.php

Line Number: 38

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 11
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Front_menu::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/Front_menu.php

Line Number: 102

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 12
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

外包當顧問

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of User::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/User.php

Line Number: 89

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/user_helper.php
Line: 23
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/views/front/common/menu_mobile.php
Line: 17
Function: is_user_login

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 66
Function: view

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Cart_setting::get() should be compatible with MY_Model::get($idx)

Filename: system/Cart_setting.php

Line Number: 18

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/Cart.php
Line: 11
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/cart_helper.php
Line: 9
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/views/front/common/menu_mobile.php
Line: 23
Function: get_cart_quantity

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 66
Function: view

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Cart_setting::update() should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: system/Cart_setting.php

Line Number: 31

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/models/system/Cart.php
Line: 11
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/cart_helper.php
Line: 9
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/views/front/common/menu_mobile.php
Line: 23
Function: get_cart_quantity

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 66
Function: view

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 207
Function: get_header_footer

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

0

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Page_banner::update($idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::update($idx, $data)

Filename: customize/Page_banner.php

Line Number: 98

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 153
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/views/front/blog/main.php
Line: 1
Function: get_page_banner

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 214
Function: view

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: Declaration of Page_banner::upload_image($idx, $sub_idx) should be compatible with MY_Model::upload_image($idx, $temp_key = NULL)

Filename: customize/Page_banner.php

Line Number: 110

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/helpers/header_helper.php
Line: 153
Function: model

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/views/front/blog/main.php
Line: 1
Function: get_page_banner

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 214
Function: view

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Notice

Message: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool

Filename: blog/detail.php

Line Number: 19

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/views/front/blog/detail.php
Line: 19
Function: _error_handler

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 213
Function: view

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

" alt="

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Notice

Message: Trying to access array offset on value of type bool

Filename: blog/detail.php

Line Number: 19

Backtrace:

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/views/front/blog/detail.php
Line: 19
Function: _error_handler

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 213
Function: view

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/application/controllers/Blog.php
Line: 224
Function: article

File: /home2/beta/public_html/lupopi/index.php
Line: 317
Function: require_once

" class="img-fluid">

外包當顧問

接案 網頁相關
這幾年接了一些外包案

有一種趨勢就是

有的外包廠商

其實找的不是外包

而是顧問

IMG_8807



很多設計公司 外包/顧問公司啊

有業務 有設計師

就是不想請工程師

因為他們覺得工程師很貴

一直養著不划算

有的則是因為設計案居多

因為設計案比較膚淺 門檻低

網站的專業性對他們來說門檻太高

等到有案子再找外包就好了


然後這種公司的業務/PM 一定都很敢

什麼奇怪的案子都接

可能是公司政策吧

或是什麼關係特別好的客戶(跟老闆很好一類的)

案子就往公司塞

反正業務PM也是領公司薪水

也推不掉

做電商網站啊

購物流程也不懂

金流也不會申請

放任客戶隨便亂申請

要串金流的時候沒有測試帳號

不然就是要上線的時候根本不知道要有正式帳號

連跟金流溝通都要我們這種外包廠商打電話去金流公司問


最神的是

這種客戶通常都挑放假前上線 (真的百試不爽)

不然就是

工程端還沒串好 還沒測試

不預期自己公布上線時間

超屌的


更機掰的是

費用都很少

每個客戶剛好預算都很少

啊奇怪

客戶不是都是有頭有臉

鼎鼎大名的廠商嗎

啊你們這麼大的公司 都接這種大廠商的案子

然後預算都很少

你們公司怎麼生存啊?

我都感到很懷疑


我最不爽的事

明明我就是外包廠商

我就只做一開始講好的事情

你把東西規劃好

我照做 拿少少的費用

那我還可以接受

等到講定開工以後

突然變成什麼事情都要來問我

還要定期開會



案子是你們接的耶

你們沒規劃能力

還往我身上推喔?

連那種完全還沒規劃的案子都要找我"討論"

美其名是討論啦

講難聽一點

就是你也不知道怎麼做咩

拜託

你規劃好再來好嗎?

討論什麼

顧問費用很貴的

人家顧問約

一個月才開兩次會

就要收四五萬

你還每週約一天要我跟你"討論"

你們家的錢好難賺


然後一個案子

窗口好幾個

問題都不同步

明明還沒寫好的功能拼命測試

拼命丟問題清單來要我修

幹 就還沒寫啊

等真的要上線前 才不真的測試

上線後問題才一堆

然後都說被客戶罵

要緊急修

不是給你們測試時間了?

做網站的案子

連什麼是視覺的錯誤 什麼是邏輯錯誤

都分不出來

什麼問題都敲我

結果幾乎都是視覺設計的問題

視覺設計也要我修 你家設計師是請爽的喔?


然後一問之下才發現

什麼? 這是設計師做的第一個網站

另一個設計師 是第一次設計電商網站

問設計師說 購物流程怎麼來的?

怎麼一堆問題?

PM都沒先作流程讓你們 follow 嗎?

設計師說 "沒有耶 PM沒講"

"流程是我們去參考別的網站的"

難怪 html 裡面一堆奇怪的 tag

就是複製人家網站的啊


規劃也規劃不好

一開始沒講的

等到做完了才說

"不是應該要有訂單匯出嗎?"

"客戶說要有過濾訂單的功能"

阿你又沒講

而且一個 "購物" 網站

你他媽預算才四萬

又要折扣系統

又要串金流

又要串電子發票

還要庫存系統

你是要多豐富的功能啊

竟然還跟我要銷售分析報表

你怎麼不去租 shopline/91app ?


這種設計公司 行銷公司真的很多

通常我會先試一兩個案子

然後也很巧的

這種公司也掩蓋不了 亂搞一通的事實

通常就會在這僅有的一兩個合作的案子裡

露出所有破綻

什麼事情就是

"路老闆 拜託啦 幫幫忙"

我是吃飽太閒膩?

趕快吃虧把錢收一收

就不想管了

之後要加啥你家的事情


難怪一開始的時候都跟我說

"之前的工程師不曉得為什麼"

"就東西有問題也不改"

"回報進度的週期越來越長"

廢話

我現在知道了

我也不想理你好嗎?